The chief developer of Logical Bends, started out in the Mugen scene making miserable little robots until he discovered the secrets of life, the universe, and the Colonel's chicken. Since then he's learned to speak binary and goes home to home taming feral personal computers in his hit television show, "The Computer Whisperer".

A living enigma, it is rumored his existence is just an illusion designed to make us question our own. His ability to create new and interesting content rivals that of lesser gods although we're pretty sure the platypus was his doing.